66
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by micnd90@hexbear.net to c/food@hexbear.net

Whoever this "Dr. Oetker" is, he needs to pay for his crimes in the Hague

all 21 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] Keld@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dr. Oetker literally should have been hanged at nuremburg. But even after he survived that, which he shouldn't have, someone ought to have killed when he founded and funded a charity organisation dedicated to helping the SS after the war.

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

SS commander Pizzaburger Hotdog was hanged for his crimes.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

He was a famous spy sent to infiltrate the US during the war.

"Hello mine friends! I am your chum and pal, regular GI (yee-eye) Private Pizzaburger Hotdog, don't you know. It sure is good to a regular american citizen be in these United American States. Say, have you of this new war in Europe where the handsome but misguided strong German men are fighting bravely against the innocent and not att all menacing Eastern hordes of Poland heard? Such wars are terrible, this my homeland of America should never get involved in such wars."

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

tiramisu pizza sounds interesting. pizzaburger hotdog sounds like something that would get you beaten to death in new york and chicago.

[-] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 20 points 1 month ago

Pizzaburger hotdog sounds like something I'd see written on a street vendor sign in a Yakuza game.

[-] moss_icon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

It sounds like what people who don’t listen to Midwest emo think midwest emo songs are called

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I live in the northeast so my world of pizza is all ny style and I can say these are crimes against humanity.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

The pizza burger had some of the worst tv ads of all time. Think dude wipes but for snack food.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[-] TopFell@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I recall having seen ‘chocolate pizza’ some time ago.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now you see I dont mind this too much. This just looks like a flat chocolate cake which is ok in my book.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

This one wasn't terrible. Disappointing but almost living up to the expectations.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I would probably eat that if I were high enough

Like low-effort clam pie

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

What are you, a gay Italian fish?

[-] TopFell@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Half of the country was occupied by the Brits and US.

Also, fun fact: Cartographers, to spot copy-cats, frequently add figments into their works. Like an insignificant path that’s never been there and no reasonable person would want to walk, or cities that never existed nor anyone would ever want to visit. Bielefeld, for example. Dr. Oetker is such a product for ALDI.

Bonus: Germans have discounters with funny names such as Hit and Jawoll! (with exclamation point). The latter has the largest selection of industrial chemistry. You literally can find gallons of pure acid a shelf away from chocolate.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Pizza Pasta

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin peppino-angry

[-] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Pizzaburger? Now that's what I call a hot dog!

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

please, Pizzaburger Hot Dog is my father's name. call me Baloney MayoButter

this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2025
66 points (98.5% liked)

food

22752 readers
1 users here now

Welcome to c/food!

The place for all kinds of food discussion: from photos of dishes you've made to recipes or even advice on how to eat healthier.

Animal liberation is essential to any leftist movement.

Image posts containing animal products must have nfsw tag and add a content warning (CW:Meat/Cheese/Egg) ,and try to post recipes easily adaptable for vegan.

Posts that contain animal products may receive informative comments regarding animal liberation, and users may disengage by telling a commenter that the original poster wants to, "disengage".

Off-topic, Toxic, inflammatory, aggressive debating, and meta (community rules, site rules, moderators,etc ) posts or comments will be removed.

Compiled state-by-state resource for homeless shelters, soup kitchens, food pantries, and food banks.

Food Not Bombs Recipes

The People's Cookbook

Bread recipes

Please be sure to read the Code of Conduct and remember we are all comrades here. Share all your delicious food secrets.

Ingredients of the week: Mushrooms,Cranberries, Brassica, Beetroot, Potatoes, Cabbage, Carrots, Nutritional Yeast, Miso, Buckwheat

Cuisine of the month:

Thai , Peruvian

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS