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Read it as "grifted", I think my subconscious is trying to say something... Anyway, trying to solve with money a problem you do not understand nor care about seems on brand.
Big deal. Some tech company slipped him a bunch of earbuds to kiss his ass. One of those houses is probably full of all the free shit that corporations send him.
He could have given each neighbor a new SUV, but instead he gave them some old promotional earbuds from some Facebook managers' meeting.
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I bet he just wanted to slip a listening device into their homes to hear what they say about him.
Breaking zoning codes to build bunkers? WTF. Are the Russian Oligarchs, Chinese CCP and PLA involved in his business activities?
Is he the new Sarah Winchester?
She was more sane than he is
Well my neighbors do construction since fucking 8 in the morning and don't buy me anything so at least it's something
I rented a house with some friends while at University... come to find out, the reason the owner rented it to us was because the neighbor was doing extensive renovations for 16 months... at 12 months the landlord "let us" switch to a month to month lease, then when the renovations completed she served us notice to vacate within 3 weeks.
And they say empathy was dead.
Why all the construction? Is he building 11 ballrooms?
Here is the thing. Mark Zuckerberg wants to know what everyone thinks and how they think and every detail about our lives no matter how small.
On the other hand, he is ultra paranoid about his own privacy. His compound where he lives is difficult to see on satellite and many of the buildings around him are dummies so people can't see by any means His actual home or what he does there. He probably has a fully offline/air gapped computer system for his own use that has never been connected to the internet.
I bet he's a big pedo. Maybe a guy torturing immigrants. The ones who disappeared from ICE facilities are probably in his "fake" buildings and in chains with bull heads on.
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All the billionaires want their own private Epstein Ballroom.
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I've had nch for a couple years now and while they do dim it a bit they increase the tinny sound of my music
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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