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[-] TehPers@beehaw.org 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Did you marry a spider? Because your first mistake was marrying a spider.

[-] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago

high as balls rn and this image got me tripping majorly

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

First accurate depiction of drunkness I've ever seen. This image had me going for a sec

[-] Nanook@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

Looks like a threesome with two participants in the making

[-] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Baby? ..... slow down! .... and stop moving!

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

“Wow, you look like an angel.”

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

the crazy eye

[+] ArfArfWoof@feddit.org -8 points 4 months ago

Wife bad 🤣🤣🤣

[-] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 4 months ago

More like wife somewhat annoyed, and worried, that you're back four hours later than you said you would be, and you're drunk enough to be seeing double. (although double vision is usually side-by-side, rather than up-and-down. Maybe you're lying down already?)

[-] TehPers@beehaw.org 6 points 4 months ago

Wait is that why the face looks like this?

Ok that makes way more sense. As someone who doesn't drink, that was completely lost on me lol.

[-] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Double vision sucks.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 9 points 4 months ago

On the contrary. This plays with the expectation of that being the punchline, but subverts that expectation.

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