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[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 147 points 1 month ago

spoiler alert: it is going to be Venezuela

[-] determinist@kbin.earth 19 points 1 month ago

you beat me to it. extra bad time to be them

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

He announcing it tonight, along with something even more horrible! It will be all anyone will talking about tomorrow. I hope this is his Nixon speech were he resigns, and not him vowing to ICE go after anyone against him.

[-] Thatoneguy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

"where he resigns" Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha.......I want to die

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

I want him to resign by dying

[-] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I'm still hoping that he's going to announce 3I/Atlas is really aliens

[-] Busyvar@jlai.lu 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Spoiler alert: next Venezuelian puppet leader will have nobel prize.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I hope it's Obama

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Luckily, in our late-stage capitalist dystopia, you can even gamble on what country it'll be!

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago
[-] dxc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Shit that hits hard. My bad day is even worse now

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I’m sorry to have contributed.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

I meant, it's not exactly a mystery that it's Venezuela.

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago

I bet nothing, I'm poor, but I bet Greenland attacks a American radio station.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I hate how little this looks like satire any more.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage

War. War never changes.

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Think they'll demand a helmet full of cottage cheese?

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

a plump swimming in perfume served in men's hat

[-] mrmorganiser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Venezuela!?

[-] elgordino@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

Tune in tonight

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Would be totally awesome if he died by then.

this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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