Christ what a dickhead

Found the original post. Psychic damage warning: goes to LinkedIn

Most transgressive punk

There is just black space where his eyes are supposed to be.

I know that's not metal shop because the patches aren't made of fire-resistant material, and are sown on the inside, which is fucking bad because if a spark gets caught in-between the interior and exterior, that's how you catch your pants on fire. Not OSHA approved.

im so tired

Sorry, Hart, this doesn't say "ask me about securing cloud and agentic AI workloads", it says "ask me about how i cause punching me in the teeth and dick workloads"

"I even tied my beard to look like parasites! A perfect representation of our Awesome Corporate Culture!"

this is a sex thing right

he's hoping to be humiliated and/or beat in the crotch with mallets

right

best thread on Hexbear right now

This has nothing on my aesthetic of normcore/business goth

we need to give him billions of tax dollars. clearly he has the answers.

The first real world sighting of an Online Anarchist.