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[-] jared@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Used to be I had a pie. Not anymore!

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I used to have pie. I still do, but I used to, too.

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Also I have tried to respond to your DM but it doesn’t seem to work

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

this is what happens when you have no pie smh

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[-] BigWeed@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Im literally eating a blackberry turnover right now. Does that count? I hope I haven’t been owned, I try so hard.

[-] Arahnya@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

i am in fact taking a bite of pie right now!!

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I have pies in the freezer, I could totally just get a pie whenever I want, I'm not owned at all.

this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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