2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!

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2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

Beans.

It'll be fucking beans.

.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community

AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.

Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?

REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.

The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036

"European empire declares total war on russia again"

"Java 47 released"

"Look at my beans" (with photo of a pot of beans)

"But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics"

For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.

President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files

Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.

Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump

Half Life 3

Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?

Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.

I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!

Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.

“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”

thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”

Don't know ... I can't afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.

And owls. Still owls.

FBI? No, I am not opening up.