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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡

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[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago

Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?

[-] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 41 points 2 months ago

I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
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[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crab

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Murmurs: “bubba”

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And drops a snowglobe.

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago
[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page

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[-] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

trump rocking the 'blowing bill look'

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah he's dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago

So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out.... Very interesting.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.

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[-] percent@infosec.pub 25 points 2 months ago

Maybe we'll consider electing someone who isn't a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We've given the same generation power for over 30 years now

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Dick Van Dyke 2028!

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 months ago

They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.

Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.

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[-] pendel@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago

First Biden now this, seems like it’s too much to ask for that the US president isn’t suffering from dementia

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kinda hard when you keep electing presidents over 70 and then give them two terms

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I liked the sundowning president that passed meaningful legislation, didn't consider half of Americans to be America's enemies, had no felonies, and didn't fuck kids.

But yeah, we need younger presidents.

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[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] tomiant@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago

"And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion."

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[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden's well documented stutter that he's had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it's just crickets:

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[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

looks like he's in the throes of an anal orgasm.

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal

[-] webp@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

45-47 (years past best by date)

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Well he ain't making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn't much time left, if any at all

[-] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

That president ain't couch fucker eyeliner boy...

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Lump sat alone in the oval office, shitting in his pants and killing citizens for profits.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

He looks like a dead fish.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.

[-] rirus@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment. Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.

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[-] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

History of Fascism Museum

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[-] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

What isn't natural is the small child under the table.

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