He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫑

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[–] 64 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?

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    [–] 62 points 9 months ago* (5 children)

    extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
    Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crab

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    [–] 43 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Murmurs: β€œbubba”

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  • [–] 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    trump rocking the 'blowing bill look'

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago

    So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out.... Very interesting.

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If Biden is β€œsleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.

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    [–] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe we'll consider electing someone who isn't a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.

    Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    First Biden now this, seems like it’s too much to ask for that the US president isn’t suffering from dementia

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    "And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion."

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    [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden's well documented stutter that he's had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it's just crickets:

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  • [+] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)
  • It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    looks like he's in the throes of an anal orgasm.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    45-47 (years past best by date)

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    Well he ain't making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn't much time left, if any at all

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  • He looks like a dead fish.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.

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    [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment. Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.

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    [–] 4 points 9 months ago*

    Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

    What isn't natural is the small child under the table.

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