He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡

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[–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion."

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    You're not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band's show, and you're really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band's show when you're in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.

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