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Not the magician! (hexbear.net)

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago

Copperfield?🤔

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

We already knew he had close ties to Epstein and his own private SA island so this is expected

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

My vibes based guess

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Uri Geller is another one, he's probably mossad.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

but did he consider himself a 'magician'? I seem to recall he thought he was a psychic or mentalist.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

I don't think he's writing the summary

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

no notes

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Magicians have called Geller a fraud because of his claims of possessing psychic powers.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Oh, or maybe Blaine. I just can't see these folks looking to hang out with Criss Angel.

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Bet him and Blane are both in there.

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

I bet the canadian billionaire is the lululemon guy, he's a libertarian weirdo and loves ayn rand

[-] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Yeah, he’s a strong contender. Or it could be one of the Shopify guys, I’ve heard they’re also weirdos and would have the tech investment angle on Epstein.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

the most cocaine list of professions

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Doesn't include a professional chef.

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

taken-seriously

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

David Blaine has multiple allegations

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

The magician was Teller but not Penn.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Damn, I would've guessed it was the other way around.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

That's what Teller wanted

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

I don't feel bad about being fooled by that guy, given his profession.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

excellent misdirection. everyone is looking at the loudly libertarian libertarian expecting a libertarian-alert and didn't even notice the chill quiet guy just boarding theplane again and again

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure Penne abandoned libertarianism and apologized for being one a few years back

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

interesting! i know he switched from being a smug antivegan to eating plant based but seems like he only did it for health reasons.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

no way

gotta find this

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

eh, it's like a combo of TDS and thinking mask mandates were needed. a lot of those beltway Cato institute types like him also hate Trump for some reason

still seems pretty Randian to me ideologically

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

I always felt there was something off about Merlin

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago

Wasn't he way older than Arthur in earlier texts?

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

MindFreak-off parties?

Is that anything?

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Does Musk count as a South African or Canadian billionaire?

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Canadians do not claim him, he only went to college here

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Isn't he half Canadian on his mother's side?

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

We don't claim him

[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

six billionaires

Leon Black, Glenn Dubin, Bill Gates

who's the Canadian.... David Cheriton?

EDIT: someone else suggested Chip Wilson the creepy Lululemon guy

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

i mean yeah? i would be way more shocked to see a janitor or some shit on the list

they say this like we’re supposed to be shocked

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure 20 is the low-end, just the ones they have a smoking gun on. I'd wager there's plenty more with strong implications.

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Just one? Just six? Just one? Just one? Who invited the magician?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

I am the mind freak! It's 2006 baby

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

I bet Bono is the rock star on the list.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

P sure it's easier to come up with a list of rock starts who are not nonces and/or sex pests more generally

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

yeah, i get the impression that rockstars/musicians have their own means to procure minors. What Epstein offered was a mechanism for people like Bill Gates, Trump, Clinton, etc.

People not being swarmed by unaccompanied youngsters at public appearances.

[-] mattyroses@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Robert Smith

And . . . .that's it

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago

I'm curious, why Bono? Also didn't the vocalist of RHCP openly admit to fucking a 14 year old in his own autobiography, while being fully cognizant that she was 14?

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

I think Bono in the 90s spent a lot of time with people like Bill Clinton and Bill Gates, though after doing a bit of research I don’t think he’s in the black book or flight logs so I’m probably wrong. Mick Jagger on the other hand…