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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago

What workers?

A "s__ worker"?

Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 36 points 6 months ago

SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER

that felt necessary

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 months ago

I think it's Sas worker .... someone who gives you sas

or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 24 points 6 months ago

SAAS: Sex as a service

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 months ago

I'm not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I'm far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.

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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 6 months ago

Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn't obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

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[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 38 points 6 months ago

"German muscle woman"

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 34 points 6 months ago

It'd be nice to ban any memes that are censored.

[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 22 points 6 months ago

I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 6 months ago

That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.

I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 6 months ago

Im all for covering the censorship with worse words

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[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm with you, but our meme community is already so sparse and limited compared to larger platforms that I'm not sure we'd like the results.

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[-] Boppel@feddit.org 24 points 6 months ago

the gerties ๐Ÿ’€

4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie

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[-] de_lancre@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Lily the Fox

Ella the Wolf

Nellie the Pig

Grizzly Bear

Furry. Furry never changes.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

How could you leave out Cotton Tail?!

[-] TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 6 months ago

I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service ๐Ÿค”, guess we'll never know

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 months ago

Friends and roommates only, I guess

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 months ago

Wide-ass Nellie! I like them thick!

[-] mtpender@piefed.social 11 points 6 months ago

Built like a Pixar mum!

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

...can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 months ago
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[-] Klear@quokk.au 17 points 6 months ago
[-] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Holy shit, these are all amazing.

We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.

"The Chinless Wonder."

"Dog-faced Kitty."

"Fatty McDuff."

"Few Clothes Molly."

... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.

This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

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[-] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

They got their nickname for being really bad at sex

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

I'm obviously "Grizzly Bear" but I might be "German Muscle Woman" for the right price.

$20 went a lot further back then.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ella the Wolf
Lily the Fox

1800s furries?

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Between them and Squirrel-Tooth Alice, I hope something doesn't awaken inside of me.

And by something, I mean a venereal disease, because it's too late for me to not be a furry.

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[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson's "Working Girls" which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.

I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:

slightly nsfw

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 6 months ago

It is kind of fun trying to guess whether some of the names that could be gender neutral today would have been back in the day.

Like I am guessing Buffalo Jo is short for Josephine, and Dutch Jake is definitely a man, but Fatty McDuff and The Carson Banger could go either way depending on their sense of humor.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 months ago

Idk but I'm spending the night with the chinless wonder

[-] pizza_the_hutt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

I needs me some of that Hambone Jane.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

Her great-great-great-great-great granddaughter ended up working on Mars

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

They can't all be 10s.

Nellie the Pig, Noseless Lou, German Muscle Woman

Who would you marry, fuck, kill? Go.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Marry: German Muscle Woman

Fuck: Noseless Lou

Kill: Nellie the Pig

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago

Three-tit Tillie?

[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 7 points 6 months ago

Big Bonanza sounds like the name of a restaurant for big eaters, and know what I'm all for it

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Now I have to fire up WWE to see if "The Virgin" is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say... ๐Ÿค”

If I can, I'm making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 5 points 6 months ago

Velvet Ass Rose is mine, mine alone!

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