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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wish laughing at satire didn't come with so much sadness these days.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"Cows with mad cow disease seem perfectly sane compared to politics".

I bet The Onion could run that article. And in it, interview cows. I bet they could make that work.

[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ditto. I feel so wiped out by reality. It’s nice to chuckle at articles like these, but dang do things feel bleak.

[-] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Those data centers need disposable single use bottels to fill there ac units. /s

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 4 points 2 months ago

That sounds like a great idea for a show actually:

Traditional evil org with faceless minions, volcano bases, etc. fights new upstart evil org that uses modern tech.

[-] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Despicable Me 1

[-] ThoGot@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Isn't that basically the American Gods show?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Eh. I'd rather they reboot American Gladiators. Except this time all the CEOs are the contestants, going up against the buff Gladiators.

Only in this version, we get a bit more authentic to the orgin of the word "gladiator". These ones are violent, and trying to kill.

I'd watch that show.

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