Competition? I don't see why we can't work together

win, somehow

Consulting the made up Chuck Schumer in my head and asking what he would do

Schumer! My tulpas are even more pathetic! I'm a joke to you!

concede

So if I win, I lose and if I lose I win? And I have to fall into this logic vortex with Chuck Fucking Schumer? As if that idea didn't already make me motion sick...

I refuse the challenge due to an unfair advantage by Schumer, then I return to my overturned T34. When journalists gather outside, I let loose a heavily bean-infused fart in their faces and tell them they should've listened and that its been so over for 80+ years now

changing all the passwords so only I know them one day before a major launch and then dying

I congratulate my opponent, but encourage him to go further.

I would win because the demon rats would snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

I deliberately shit myself and pass out on the floor in public. I still win.

Nice picture of Senator Israel from 40 years ago