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I tend to wake up every morning amazed that: A) We're generally still here and B) I'm specifically still here. Then the disappointment hits.
Don't give us too much credit just yet. Dinosaurs were around for about 180 million years.
Our earliest ancestors are about 2 million years ago, our closest ancestors are about 300,000 years and our actual ancestors who are like us are only about 50,000 years.
We're still just a tiny blip in earth's history and if we wipe ourselves out, it'll be pretty hard for any future archaeologist to figure out who we were and what we did, or even to know that we were even here.
Sure, but forget 50 kiloyears. Just considering the events of the last century is sufficient to make me marvel that we haven't sterilized ourselves -- and the rest of the planet. But, as you say, it's early days yet. I'm sure we'll manage to irrevocably cock it up any moment now.
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Dinosaurs is a clade, not a species. Humans belong to the clades hominoids and simians, which have been around for 13 and 42 million years.
or even to know that we were even here.
What about our megafauna extinctions, nuclear tests, mass biosphere degradation and destruction, the Anthropocene extinction event, the fish bones of 2-6 trillion fish we torture to death every year, the bones of trillions of monstrous chickens, anthropogenic climate change, plastic... and soon the upcoming anthropogenic climate-change cascade and the Anthropocene mass-extinction event?
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You find yourself on the planet of half-intelligent disaster hominids.
Ganbatte, xxce2AAb.
Thanks. I guess there's nothing for it but to venture deep into the woods at night, alone and carrying only a high-power laser pointer and a large sign reading "for the love of everything pure and good, abduct me!"
^(I^ ^consent^ ^to^ ^reasonable^ ^amounts^ ^of^ ^probing)^
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I was in the path of totality and there were so many glasses available to everyone around its hard to believe this.
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Okay you had to pick the stupidest person on earth.
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This is a bit misleading, I would bet most of the searches where something like "How to watch the eclipse without getting your eyes hurt". Notice that the search data started days before the eclipse.
I had like 5 seconds of panic because there was a gray spot in my vision after I accidentally looked at a baileys bead completely unfiltered through my telescope the second the eclipse ended. Turns out I just had a smudge on my glasses :P
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Why does the data for eyes hurt start before the eclipse even happened?
People kept looking at the sun to check if it was eclipsing yet.
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Surely it's just the sum of searches during that period, just to cover the interval. 🤷♂️
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human race = Muricans
ok
Plenty of stupid people everywhere.
Can confirm.
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Couldn't the search be, how do I see the eclipse without hurting my eyes?
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Definitely has to be pretty low in Buffalo NY...
...since it was fucking OVERCAST!
FML
Same in Toronto. I wonder what the results would be like from Sherbrooke, since we had crystal clear skies there.
... I feel like you teased me with a rickroll & then in fact left me hanging all deserted, intentionally.
Well done!
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What was happening in Yuma back then, though.
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God bless the USA! ?
Mississippi: who's the stupid one now?
Worth.
To be clear all, while funny this is a meme. For both medical reasons “eye pan isn’t a thing for this”, and Google own public search data availability. This isn’t real.
But it’s a good chuckle.
That wasn't a problem where I live, it was totally overcast that day. Though I'm sure it would have had the sun been visible.
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