Sadly people love to fake commits from Linus, and it is extremely provably not from him.

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else?tab=readme-ov-file

With how terrible people are with instantly assuming everything is AI, I don't think it would work that well sadly.

I love how we've come back around to bloodletting

No, that's from trying to fold paper more than 7 times.

You might be thinking of the lead foil for the lead balloon?

btrfs reaching new heights

They use anaesthetic eye drops that makes your eye not move around, and they clamp open your eyelids.