It would have been awesome if my idiot fucking countrymen had done the barest scintilla of research and realized that this was always his fucking game plan

They voted conservative, what did they expect?

If you want your life to get better, you vote left, if you want it to get worse, you vote right.

We've got the whole 20th century as evidence of this

A minimum 1/3 of the US is comprised of Nazis. Nearly every poll shows this.

Then. Do. Something. About. It.

If there are really two thirds of you, it shouldn't be too hard to stop this shit

Well, what are you guys gonna do about it?

And just like that...nothing changed.

They did this a lot during the first junta too. Lots of polls as to how disliked he was.

Didn’t change one fucking thing.

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

-- maga

Also want to vote Trump for a third term.

We need to start impeaching and recalling every damn politician up the chain until we have people who will fucking do something.

We have been on the wrong track for decades. Luckily Trump lit that wrong track on fire and strapped us in while accelerating towards a pit of despair

If the last 10 years have proven anything, it's that Americans are REEEEEEAAAAALLY fucking stupid.

Whether the majority of America disapproves of this fascist or not, it's a nation of dimwits and we're going to keep voting against ourselves. It's why we're here to begin with. Trump didn't make any of this happen. He's a fucking idiot. We did it to ourselves, because too many of us are beyond stupid.

Sorry for being a downer, but I expect this ship to keep sinking for the remainder of my life. I've seen too much stupid to believe otherwise.

*Randy looks out the window to see a 93 year old grandmother being slowly chased and tackled by a 340 pound limp-jogging, hyperventilating, otherwise unemployable 32 year old virgin in a balaclava in 90 degree heat and desert camo vest in the middle of the suburbs. His tactical armor vest, which was sold to him with a cardboard plate that he thinks is bulletproof, also has the word "fedirel" spelled wrong on the name plate. On the bottom, he wears Buffalo bills sweatpants with the logo colored in with black sharpie.

*Randy goes back to polling agency's phone call

"You know, I'm starting to think the country might be approaching the possibility of entering the wrong track eventually, maybe... If this keeps up for another 12-15 years, things could start to potentially get a little bleak.... Uh huh, no I don't mind sharing that info with you, I am what they call an undecided voter cuz I ain't one a these liberal sheeps"

It all came as a surprise. Before the elections he seemed to be so sane.

Most Americans say country is on the wrong track, blame Trump for inflation, disapprove of the president and say he is going too far to expand power of presidency

Democrats: "Oh shit, this is actually working, quick, find 8 fall guys to let the budget pass!"

(yes, that is really happening- 8 democrats have broken with the party and said they would be willing to vote for it.)

Oh Democrats definitively are out of touch, but to compare that to how the Republic Republicans are out of touch is slightly disingenuous

Gotta get past that whole "Two-thirds" because it's that one-third that voted for him and elected him to office.

Does no one love Jodie Foster anymore?

But will they vote or just shrug it off as politics as usual