metallic_substance

Great, now I'm craving W&W's

What in the world are you talking about? This just simply isn't true

So deep.

Wait, do you mean Nyan cat?

This damn bot needs to be retired. I've never seen it in the positive number of upvotes. I'm aware I can block it, but I've decided not to because I need something in my life to siphon anger into

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Another great one syllable Yiddish word is Schmuck

That's good! I really gotta hand it to you on this one.

Maybe someone smarter than me can answer a question that this picture prompted in my mind. How come Mars in just a pinprick in the sky for us looking at Mars from Earth, but a crescent is visible of the earth from the surface of Mars?

Edit: I am as dumb as I expected. Thanks for the responses, and a big fuck you to the person who shamed me for my ignorance. I'm glad that there was only one

I know this is a low effort post and I usually try to avoid that, but:

Duh-doy

You're probably just not consuming the right batshit crazy conservative echo chamber outlet

Even when read as sarcasm, your original comment is still cringe inducing