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[–] 95 points 11 months ago

JD really likes the leather, I doubt he could control himself the moment he got close enough to smell it.

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  • [–] 92 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    I just want to say I'm so happy to have been a part of getting JD Vance recognized as a couch fucker.

    I remember the day the original post was made. And to this day there is no evidence JD Vance hasn't fucked a couch.

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  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 46 points 11 months ago (35 children)

    I know this is about the Vancer, but what's this about single moms? Did he show up on Tinder or something?

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  • [–] 111 points 11 months ago (30 children)

    Tinder?
    Nah, just a fun eral pregnancy announcement.

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  • [–] 62 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    That looks really fucked up. Who stands on the coffin during a funeral?

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  • [–] 37 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Uh, that has to be Photoshopped

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It was posted uncropped earlier and had clues of being AI

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    obviously it's not a real photo. Nobody stands on a coffin, no matter how much you hate the person in it, and no the VP did not motorboat the blonde, and no two people embracing do not form the shadow of a pregnant woman.

    Use your eyes, people.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago* (4 children)

    You motorboating sonofabitch!

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Can you really motorboat when its coffin-surfing or is it called something else?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I hate this era of tech. My mind says that's a shop but my eyes ew don't make me look at that too figure out if it's a shop and then my mind responds yeah this does not surprise me.

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    It's edited or AI based on another image.

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    You know...

    VP is one thing. But if JD wants to run for president, to be blunt, having a Hindu wife is a liability.

    And the longer he's with a (white) Christian, the better it looks for him.

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    [–] 15 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    "Better the couch than me."

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    [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she'd get more attention.
    You can't blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!!

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    i can’t believe america would elect such a narrow sighted VP. how could he not foresee that his handler, peter thiel, would select him to join the chosen one on the throne and that position requires a white christian woman for it to be deemed legitimate?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago*

    Can't feel one bit of sorry for that idiot minority American.

    She made this choice, converted to MAGA for him, now getting an ultimatum to convert to Christianity from him, getting cheated on by both a couch and a MAGA whore, gets racial slur from all his friends and family, and she chose and continues to choose all of that for her AND her kids willingly and deliberately.

    Nope, not one not of sympathy for her.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Shameful what he is doing to her

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    At least she doesn't need to dress up like a couch while he's in the doghouse.

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