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[-] Evil_Shrubbery 111 points 8 months ago

Tinder?
Nah, just a fun ~~eral~~ pregnancy announcement.

[-] virku@lemmy.world 62 points 8 months ago

That looks really fucked up. Who stands on the coffin during a funeral?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 99 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

... I assumed (?) that was ... "exaggerated" for the purposes of lol (like the shadow).
... right?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 37 points 8 months ago

Uh, that has to be Photoshopped

[-] TimboSlice@discuss.online 29 points 8 months ago

It was posted uncropped earlier and had clues of being AI

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I don't think the casket would bow under her heel like that if it was real. I think it'd be real hard wood.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

The casket also has no shadow

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago

But does it have … a reflection?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 7 points 8 months ago

I mean, I assume/hope so.

The funeral was prob some time ago.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 8 months ago

obviously it's not a real photo. Nobody stands on a coffin, no matter how much you hate the person in it, and no the VP did not motorboat the blonde, and no two people embracing do not form the shadow of a pregnant woman.

Use your eyes, people.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

<.< I’ll just say “shadow” and leave it at that.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 8 months ago

(In this era, it must be stated that this is photoshop. Please post responsibly.)

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 5 points 8 months ago

(You can clearly see the photofoxshop logo.)

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You motorboating sonofabitch!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 10 points 8 months ago

Can you really motorboat when its coffin-surfing or is it called something else?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I knew it as a "New Orleans surfboard"

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

It's only a true Appalachian Motorboat if you're related to the person in the coffin and the person on the coffin.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I hate this era of tech. My mind says that's a shop but my eyes ew don't make me look at that too figure out if it's a shop and then my mind responds yeah this does not surprise me.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

You can tell because the coffin doesn't interrupt the shadow at the bottom of their legs.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

thank you for your service. have an ocelot

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

That's only an ocelittle.

[-] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

This is very bizarre.

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

Assassinating some guy as a gender reveal brb

[-] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 months ago
[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 8 months ago

It's edited or AI based on another image.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You telling me the shadow isn't preggers??
Noo!

/s

(I assumed manual edit bcs the coffin isn't even shadowed and their shadow is clearly intentional.)

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 8 months ago

Those rings make her look like a mob wife.

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