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Toys I don't like (hexbear.net)
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https://cryptotheism.tumblr.com/post/798430023392657408/toys-i-dont-like-are-a-literal-metaphysical

textTumblr user cryptotheism: Everything I don't understand is evidence of societal degeneration and all of my hobbies are the lynchpin to the moral fabric of civilization. Tumblr user cryptotheism: Toys I don’t like are a literal metaphysical disease infecting reality, and toys I do like are edifices to my inherent moral righteousness. October 25th, 2025

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 38 points 4 months ago

Toys are proxies for politics because everyone is twelve now.

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

Everyone is 12 theory working again.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Toys I don’t like are a literal metaphysical disease infecting reality, and toys I do like are a literal dialectical disease infecting reality.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago

Me when I see a Funko Pop

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Typical stuffie logic

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2025
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