barlo rule : 196

[+] [email protected] 95 points 11 months ago (4 children)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes but you can't use a hard n

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

kaa^n

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

I think you kaan't say it even if :/

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m only emotional attracted to bees so we call ourselves borlo, as such I give you the right to use the slur “koon”, please use it everywhere you like to spread the word of me and my folk

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Thank you for your blessed kindess for giving me this right. Be safe, koon brotha!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

you're lying right now if you telling me you don't find bees incredibly sexy, just give YOURSELF a pass.

....or if you actually don't, yes, you can say it 😬

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I mean 👉👈

[–] [email protected] 84 points 11 months ago (1 children)

beestilality

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[–] Vuraniute 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

people named khan:

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kid named kaan

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

What are you doing step-bee

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I don't generally care about people making new sexualities, but it's not hip to fuck bees.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can’t believe I’m saying this: Just because you’re sexually attracted to bees doesn’t mean You have to fuck then.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

Kaan moment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I can’t bee-lieve**

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This is 100% a troll either just for fun or to rile up and radicalize gullible conservatives

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

“It’s not hip to fuck bees”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Liberalism opened the door. Get with the times, grandpa.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

Adam and Eve, not Adam and bees!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Smh the background/flag isn't gold-black stripes 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I got this reference! Thank you, (my) child with terrible taste in movies.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

How you doing my kaans

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Based

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Bee Movie has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Fun fact: DreamWorks animation is directly responsible for one out of every three new sexualities!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

You like jazzzz?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

its hip to fuck bees. 🐝

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you like jazz?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

No I like bees

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Barlo Patch notes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I can't believe Kirk was barlophobic all this time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

sexauly attracties?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Byeah

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"New Sexuality" and the first order of business was to create a bespoke slur for it?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this a reference that is going over my head?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One joke?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It feels like Barlo Kaan could be a person's name.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah maybe. I thought it was mocking people for "making up" genders. Like any good satire nowadays, it's impossible to tell which it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Well that was the obvious joke, I just thought there might be more layers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

In this hive, the Queen Bee is human and her honey is the sweetest 😌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Wake up babe, new sexuality just dropped

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Something about insects. Is it their thick asses, thin legs, big eyes, chiseled jawlines, wasp waists, hairy chests, tiny hands/feets? God damn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's because they watched Antz or A Bug's life growing up. It changed them forever.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

low quality bait!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

by the way techsexual exists