79
Why yes, we do discuss marching on the boss quite a bit 
level up deez nuts, fucko.
I don't want to brag but I have my triangle at level 100
He does a really good job of selling "Talk less.", because he keeps talking and immediately "Pray more."
The next level of circle is sphere.
"Level up your circle" because saying "get yourself some rich-ass friends" sounds a lot less meritocratic.
It's way too early for me to be subjected to this, I'm going to have an aneurysm trying to parse it. The density of wrong stupid douchebag piece of shitnesss all crammed into this tiny space might actually have been the thing that made Hemingway kill himself. He could never master language to this level.
I will say this though, for the people that this genuinely speaks to, it can be fixed by changing the last part to "Do not think highly of yourself."
Sorry lol
In your defense, you posted it like 12 hours ago and also you're nocturnal and also never stop posting.
You only have to do the last one tbh
My way of making fun of these advice sometimes is to take them literally. Level up my circle? Sure I'm just going to take them to a raid in WoW lol
Make money.
Woaaaaaah, what a groundbreaking piece pf advice! I’m sure no one has ever come up with “making money” as a solution to not having enough money.
Same. That’s a GREAT idea! Just one small problem…no one is fucking hiring.
That was an engaging read, I almost forgot the horror of the post
Abandon your friends for they are holding you back, playa
-Jesus of Nazareth
I like how avoid is underlined but drama isn’t. Really makes you think.
Now that's one cool circle
I remember flicking past some... idk, aspiring investor advice, and one of the items was "make sure all of your friends are successful go-getters". Obviously, it promotes the most toxic sort of boot licking, but isn't it also really annoying for these "successful" people to be surrounded by broke people begging them for investment advice? Like, literally everyone is a loser in this scenario?
the spell for an AoE levitate is noob shit
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
79 points (98.8% liked)
Slop.
845 readers
481 users here now
For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
Rule 5: No bigotry of any kind, including ironic bigotry.
Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.
Rule 7: Do not individually target federated instances' admins or moderators.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS