You wanted to go camping but fucked it up because you were drunk.

Also pretty sure I didn't want to run over an orphanage and kill 37 children

When I was an alcoholic, I wanted to keep my best friend from ruining his marriage by having an affair, so I tried to murder him with a gun. Pretty sure I would've gone about it differently had I been sober.

I'm in the Navy. If you can't do your job while drunk you can't do your job.

Definitely wanted to throw up on my shoes, just didn’t have the courage.

Actually it's pretty comfortable. I worked in landscaping and whenever I'm on break, I'd sit in a wheelbarrow. It's cool and the shape fits your body pretty well.

The first saying is pretty idiotic

I was in a long term relationship with someone with a drinking problem. When a drunk person says something to you they fucking mean it. Their filter is weaker and, as I label it "they have the courage to say something that they were afraid to say sober." When you figure this out everything is easier to understand.

This is why I crash my car into a tree everytime I drive sober.

I actually agree with the sentiment of this post even though there are obvious exceptions. Your character doesn't change when you're drunk, just your inhibitions. So yeah, getting drunk reminds me I can be an asshole and probably I want to be more often than I do.

But you know what I've never done while even blackout drunk? I've never cheated on my wife. Because I don't want to do that. I've had crazy hot women ask me to hook up and I was too drunk to even say, sorry I'm married. All I could get out was naww.

I've felt bad because I have seen devistation in the face of young women being blown off by an older dude but I was too drunk to express myself. I was also probably too drunk to be a great lover at that time, so maybe I did them a favor. But when you're that drunk and the next morning all you can remember is destroying the ego of a skinny 25 year old, you know you didn't imagine it.

The alcohol just removes all filters. So yes, you wanted to sleep, but at normal times you'd be too embarassed to not sleep in your bed. With alcohol, it's sleepy time, you sleep and that wheelbarrow looks a lot more inviting than the floor.

It just felt comfy at that time. And I was tired.. so tired.

when people say this you can instantly disregard any worth you may have thought they had.

If all drinking did was limit inhibition, but it also clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Some people cannot think things all the way through when intoxicated.

It's sex. She's talking about sex.

Got me, I did want to hug a toilet all night well the room was spinning.