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[-] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two.... Never forget.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.

"One man one jar", I think, was the given video title.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Dunno, it doesn't have a label.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Lest we fur get

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pixar's newest query: What if jars had feelings?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Fuckin way she goes, Bubz.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

PATRICK FUKIN SWAYZEE

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I haven't watched this video in more than twenty years and I can hear your comment.

I hate you.

^I don't hate you actually

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I've never watched it and I can almost hear it

And no I will never watch it

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I'm hoping for a My Little Pony crossover.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Oh no god no why no why why must this happen oh god no

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

ONE MAN ONE JAR RAMMMMM RANNCH

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This brought up a JARring memory.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The Man-jar-o Linux distribution...

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I can appreciate a good tf2 reference

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Apparently I need to ask what this one is as well. And after the last jar related one, I'm not sure I want the answer.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Trust your gut

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

i just saw the answer.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Luffy noooo!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

But will the jar be half full or half empty?

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Oh you sweet summer child.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It says Disney PISAR on it after all

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The first 20 minutes of Jar really hit me hard. Especially when they filled it with pickles. I was tearing up.

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