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Ejaculate asap (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 7 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 56 points 7 months ago

Can't decide if they want me to cum or go

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 22 points 7 months ago

Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.

[-] anonfopyapper@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can't escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Cumnado!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

"okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It'd never show up again. We'll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm"

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Gotta nut & bolt!

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

CUM AND GO, FAST!

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Hold on! I'm cumming!

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 months ago

I just did but it’s still coming STRAIGHT AT ME!!!

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Just gotta do it again

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

So... This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

What you get when you hire cousin Walter.

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I bet in first class, that's taken care of for ya too...

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 7 months ago

I love it when you talk dirty to me

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 9 points 7 months ago

Give me a hand then, and I'll be faster.

[-] Caveman@piefed.social 7 points 7 months ago

YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 7 months ago

That storm can blow me

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 7 months ago

Alright I’m coming.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 7 months ago

So... she needs to pee?

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