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Ejaculate asap (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 56 points 7 months ago

Can't decide if they want me to cum or go

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 22 points 7 months ago

Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.

[-] anonfopyapper@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can't escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Cumnado!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

"okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It'd never show up again. We'll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm"

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Gotta nut & bolt!

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

CUM AND GO, FAST!

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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