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[-] hard_zero1@discuss.tchncs.de 109 points 4 months ago

So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 62 points 4 months ago

Requirements: Build a boat.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

Add some pontoons and call it a day.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 4 months ago

adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Add bigger pontoons.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Move the call.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago

You have to build it first, so that the customer can say "Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don't know what that's called though."

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

"Ah shit i forgor" *seals up the whole bus so it doesn't leak and floats" there, perfect!

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.

[-] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Very high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 months ago

"Sleek and stylish front end with a reliable, strong and stable back end"

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago

Perfectly describes my body.

[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 31 points 4 months ago

Now throw away the copied part.

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 13 points 4 months ago
[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I dare you! You got version control and good unit test coverage after all, no? ;)

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 4 months ago

The front is pretty but useless
The back is functional, flexible and customizable.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 20 points 4 months ago

But the client asked for this:

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

No, they didn't. They probably wanted this but described a bus with a fancy nose. Didn't mention capability of flying either.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 points 4 months ago

You made it more scalable? Good work

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

the part I stole from stackoverflow and the part I stole from reddit:

[-] asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 4 months ago

I would genuinely love to ride that bus. Unironically sick af

[-] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[-] asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah, ducks are sick af too

[-] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago

the more fancy your code looks, the more shitty it becomes

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

So shitty is fancy, right?

Right?

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Chef’s kiss

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