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[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

A distraction so people don't fight back against billionaires?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Given that their distractions have increasingly become as destructive if not even moreso than the thing they're distracting from, it's possible.

More likely that's it's just culture war bombast designed to reinforce the whole "everyone except us are evil and dangerous" groupthink that they're using for cohesion, though, IMO.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 13 hours ago

What the fuck does that even mean?

God these fucking weird freaks are the fucking worst.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 hours ago

Education is a threat to fascism. They want dumb people who will buy what they are selling.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 12 hours ago

Is "terrorist" their new code word for "I don't like this"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago

That's the way it's been used in the US since 9/11/2001. Not sure about other places.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

It's amazing how much damage Bin Laden did to America by killing what traffic does in a few weeks (or toddlers with guns in a decade). Trillions in debt, scared shitless and divided like never before.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

That was his entire goal. He was very smart and knew those attacks would trigger the mania it spawned, pushing American culture down the path it ultimately took.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

Brits have been using it that way for centuries. Go dig through papers from the 1800s, you'll find them describing anyone resisting their colonialism as "terrorists". Legally, the US is working from the exact same definition that British common law uses.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

That makes sense, since, as far as i can tell, the U.S. seems to be a modern hybrid of the British empire which spawned it and the German war machine it assimilated into itself about 80 years ago.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

I remember growing up that everyone knew what Marxism is and had a thoroughly developed class consciousness. Everyone was capable of developing a critique of capital. He might be onto something. It explains why America has such strong labor, free universal healthcare, and no bourgeoisie.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Steve Bannon need his throat chakra realigned. No more talking from him will be just fine. If I can smell him from wherever I am, I will make some soup later on. Again, I say If I can smell him from wherever I am, I am making some soup. It is getting near sweater & soup season.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

he always looks unkempt, like he is having a hangover everyday.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I think if a skidmark were in human form, it would be him.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Tbf, schools are sort of indoctrination camps.

That said, getting rid of school so that kids would end up learning 0%, instead of the currently 50% useful stuff* isn't exactly gonna solve problems.

(*since the other 50% is indoctrination)

The far right doesn't really want to get rid of school, they just want to control more of it so that instead of the 50% center-right indoctrination, it'd become 100% far right nationalist indoctrination with their agenda instead.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I suspect that this time, they want to get rid of the children too.

These "people" want to snuff out humanity itself. They have AI now and each other.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I suspect that this time, they want to get rid of the children too.

The pedophiles won't be too happy about that.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago

Maybe this old fucking pisshead should stay away from children. Just sayin

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

And adults too, for that matter.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm for "biological metabolism" staying away from him, including processes currently in-situ in the host organism.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

go back to drinking, you homeless looking drunk.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

Please don't insult the unhoused by comparing them to this shithead.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 17 hours ago

Oh ok, education is terrorism.

Goooottttt it.

Welp, this bodes poorly.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

Words too many, too big, you prison go

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

That's not a problem. Without trained and qualified engineers, architects and construction workers, soon the 'prisons' will just be a shoddily fenced easily escapable dirt arena.

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[-] [email protected] 151 points 21 hours ago

Steve Bannon's face should be designated a terrorist organization.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Or public urinal. I'd be good with either.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 21 hours ago

Or a Superfund site. Maybe a tactical ethanol reserve.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago

So everyone is a terrorist except MAGA?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

"When you think everybody in the room is an asshole, you're the asshole."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

It’s still always projection

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[-] [email protected] 119 points 21 hours ago

Private and public? So just schools in general? Or is home schooling ok? Oh, but I'm sure you want some books burned first.

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 20 hours ago

Sure. Let's also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. 'Terrorist organization' is a useless term now.

And remember:

[-] [email protected] 39 points 18 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

mechahitler, and NAZI barbie(LAURA ingraham)

[-] [email protected] 42 points 19 hours ago

I heard Steve Bannon is the secret leader of Antifa

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 21 hours ago

it'll be a good day when this guy passes... what a piece of shit

he will say anything to make people mad.

he is one of the few people I truly believe just wants to watch the world burn.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

evangelicals are so obsessed with rapture, when they havnt englithtened thier selves/society where they solved all thier societal problems. it has been part of plot in many shows and movies before.

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