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Apparently, Jesus, while familiar with steering a car; was not nearly so familiar with a flight stick.
Damn these inverted controls.
Which is surprising, considering how many male "apostles" he had.
Should have asked if Jesus had his night rating classification.
If I see a deity pilot, I'm going to be like, "Boy, I hope they're qualified."
should have been "jesus take the yoke," i see why the confusion
Yes, first question I was going to ask was, if Jesus was his co-pilot? Because I don't think he's been certified.
Well I remember a pilot telling me that Jesus was his co-pilot. And then he introduced this Jesus to me. A guy from Mexico, but I forgot his last name.
Jesus knows he can't stay dead so he like to fuck with people by taking over and pretending to crash. Jesus likes to jerk your chain
Sounds like Jesus was a DEI hire.
I get on a plane and the pilot is some Brown skinned middle eastern guy prattling on about "love thy neighbor" and some shit about needling the eye of a camel in gonna wonder if he's qualified.
It means: "I won't question the obvious religious bullshit that you will not stop spewing out of your gobhole. You control reality now with your hate filled nonsense religious fiction, and that's preferable over reality."
Which is fucking disgusting. Glad that christian nationalist piece of nazi shit is dead. Stupid rich assholes and their private planes.
"I prefer not to fly with the commoners." Good. Eat Mountain.
Source on him being a "christian nationalist piece of nazi shit"?
Jesus has a twisted sense of humour.
Cringe thread, top to bottom.
Yeah, it's not like dude was a Nazi propagandist. He was just a musician and his wife and children died too.
The article says the plane had 3 people onboard, that doesn't add up.
Ok, wife and kid. My bad.
Ah, okay I've "done my research" googling beyond the initial article and yes, he was piloting the plane when he killed himself, his wife, and her daughter/his stepdaughter.
Or Jesus did. We may never know.
Or Jesus did. We may never know.
"Took my name in vain? OK then, sucker."
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