Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!

All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.

Really, isn't that what everyone wants?

Sigh.

"Mmmm. AH! It's Todd!

WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"

dogs and cats do the same.

I'm really bad with faces but so far I've avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.

wild experiment indeed

I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight

Wait, so Dolphins do it too?

Wait till you learn about lobsters.

When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody's piss. So, not much they can do there.

Kinky ass fish

"For the last time: No, I don't wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!"

Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air

It's their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you'll sense it

The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they're always pissing all over us.

So, we're not so different after all

Dolphins stay freaky

same

Is this what the British mean by "taking the piss"? Are we friends yet?

I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.

Bear Grylls as a dolphin

Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”

Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”