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"I want to watch Tom and Jerry"
"We have Tom and Jerry at home"
I'll have you know my nose is sensual
Sensual huh
Should have used dort instead of cheese
Dort is expensive! It takes a long time to make! I can't just use it willy nilly!
How dort formed? 
I'll never tell
please meoww 
It involves high pressure spinning, that's all I'll reveal
Like dis?
Fuck fyck fuck the secret come out
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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