Pro-tip - don't extend your pictures with slop. It's entirely unnecessary and makes the image look terrible.
Is there something going on in the background of the tortoise photo?
Looks like 2 other tortoises are having a time. If this isn't a fabrication.
I met one at a petting zoo, sat on the ground, and it crawled up into my lap like a cat. I died.
Excuse me, sir, but your rodent-dog appears to be made out of coconut.
Buddy cop movie: Capybara and Quokka
Quokka: Wow! That was a crazy firefight. but at least I made it out unscathed.
Capybara: Hey. Have you seen the hostage we were reacuing?
Quokka: ...
How could they be effective cops if they don't use hate and violence to oppress the citizens?
Buddy EMTs would be an awesome movie
Now all I picture is the capybara and quokka having an exchange after a train hits a school bus full of children.
"I don't know if I can do this job anymore Capy. I have constant nightmares and Mrs. Quokka doesn't understand why I'm not able to get it up in bed anymore. You know how difficult it is to get a hard-on with those images in your mind man?
That little girl was just screaming with the skin ripped off her fucking face. The rest of them were so mangled we couldn't even figure out what limb belonged to who. Sometimes I just feel like the fucking grim reaper, you know? Sending souls off into the afterlife."
Quokka takes a long drag...
Maybe they have to venture out into the world to recover the crystal of time, or, like, mint condition 1972 Kenner Spock in box, or something. Or just go out for sandwiches. I mean . . . I'd watch it.
A buddy adventure movie in which they try to make one new friend. It's incredibly challenging for them because they're already friends with most everyone they come across.
That's the one!
Someone needs to domesticate the capybara
They are social in family groups, but fight between each other to sort out a hierarchy. It can get bad for the weak ones that get picked on
I want one.
True. Source: the animation movie Flow (must see).
Be the Capybara.
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