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Trump's face at half mast for Charlie Kirk 9/11/2025

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[-] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago

70 years of golfing and he finally has a good stroke.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago

Also, in Japan they'd be required to pixelate that neck.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Cannot unsee

[-] [email protected] 74 points 5 days ago

I think his natural state is stroking.

No, not as a golf joke, I mean I think the guy has at least 5 clots in his brain at all times.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

Very hard to talk about the physical health of a morbidly obese octogenarian. But also foolish to think this nightmare ends because Trump's health gets worse.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

But his doctor said he was the healthiest person he'd ever seen. Which is crazy that there's a doctor that's never seen those 80-year-olds that show up to run marathons

[-] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago

I showed my wife who is a neurology nurse and she didn't think it was a stroke, based on how not all muscles on that side of his face seemed to be limp.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 5 days ago

FALSE! Trump is the Most TRANSParent president of ALL TIME even in the WORLD and if he Had A stroke he Would have TOLD Us!

[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago

Did you just call him TRANS?! How dare you besmirch his good name, sir!

[-] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I straight up want him to get locked-in syndrome. That would be a lot more satisfying

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That's when they'll intern him within the Golden Throne. Henceforth, we shall interpret his will using Trump tarot card NFCs.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Holy shit it's Gavin Newsome

[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

He tried to have a stroke, but Ivanka slapped his hand away.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Could be Bell's Palsy. My mom had it once when I was a kid. It makes half of your face sag like that.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

That's my thought too, he was on fox the next morning and seemed alright though it could have been pre recorded. The ai, or at least ai edited video the wh put out about Kirk's assassination was sus, but I don't think its a stroke

[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

He almost looks alive, those photographers and makeup artists really know their stuff.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

First one in days! He's on a good run.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

It's funny because it seems like both sides are drooping, just one more than the other.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

yeah i'm having trouble telling which side too

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

GUYS, IT'S EPSTEIN'S FAULT! /s

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I know right? First they are responsible for everything the right does… then they genocided away a genocide! So evil…

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

What’re the odds!?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

That guy's running on fumes

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

"Running" is generous

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Stable genius who aced all dementia tests be like:

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

That’s why he disappeared for a while a week ago.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Could be Bell's Palsy, but is more likely to be a stroke.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Not a doctor but that was my thought too. This is what Jim Ross looked like when he had a Bell's Palsy attack. For those that follow the world of pro wrestling.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

My mother had a single episode of BP decades ago when I was in highschool. Went away eventually and never had another. Looked pretty much like that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Maybe his tooth just hurts.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Or, or, or, he got slapped and it just stuck.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

If you're in the game, Then the Stroke's the word

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

If he really had a stroke I doubt he could have given that interview the other day on Fox and Friends.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

i mean if you get the meds right then when the ministroke is happening, like right at the ideal time, you can do okay.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
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