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[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Wonder why he called Hanks 'woke', maybe it was something cool that he di-"

President Trump on Monday took aim at cinema superstar Tom Hanks and praised the U.S. Military Academy at West Point after its alumni association reportedly canceled an award ceremony recognizing the Hollywood icon.

Why it matters: Hanks, who was praised by the graduate group for his decades of support for veterans and service members, aligned himself with former President Biden's campaign and came under conservative fire this year after portraying a Trump supporter on Saturday Night Live.

...Tom Hanks and praised the U.S. Military Academy at West Point after its alumni association reportedly canceled an award ceremony recognizing the Hollywood icon...Hanks, who was praised by the graduate group for his decades of support...

"Oh."

You'd think I'd know better, it's never anything cool, it's just because somebody wasn't fucking licking the boot vigorously enough.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

this headline, but it's about the sound of explosions at a Trump rally waking up Tom Hanks in his mansion miles away

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

thats hilarious. firstly, it seems like the trump administration are the only ones watching SNL faithfully.

secondly, tom hanks' whole brand is being inoffensively amusing to american values and self-understanding.

we all know reactionaries are the biggest, most sensitive crybabies with their consistent aggrieved status... but this is beyond absurd.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

he needs to get chet in his cabinet

[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

The Secretary of White Boy Summer

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago
[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

finally a President for the bros

[-] prole@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

So woke he was getting honored by War Criminal University

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago
[-] prole@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

4 cylinder is the wokest engine

[-] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

featuring David S. Pumpkins

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