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[–] 161 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    It'd be like that passage from Ezekiel 23:

    14 But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion,

    15 wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea.

    16 When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea.

    17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust.

    18 When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister.

    19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt

    20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members (editor's note: penises/cocks/schlongs) were like those of donkeys, and whose issue (editor's note: semen/ejaculate) was like that of horses.

    21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Only real ones searched rule 34 xenomorph after seeing this.

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I see no sign of renunciation.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    finds mercy

    Overwatch R34 reference!!!1!!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I am pretty sure being aroused isn't a sin.

    Now if he was jizzing his pants...

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    If something exists then there is porn of it on the internet.

    Yes, even that thing.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    soo i just have to type rule 34 in front of what i want and i will get it ? are there other rules ?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Safe search needs to be off and it is strongly recommended not to have anyone else in the room.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    here's how to make it embed!
    open that link, right click the gif and press the copy link button

    now you have the link to the .gif file itself https://media1.tenor.com/m/o9LVlAwNm1IAAAAd/rayan-goslin.gif

    now do

    ![](LINK HERE)

    have fun :)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)