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[–] 144 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I asked the local BMW dealer if I had to take a class to unlearn how to use a turn signal.

He did not find it funny, which I found even more hilarious.

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    [–] 134 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I can only imagine the frustration of engineers in BMW having to deal with finance people.

    Engineer: "...So you want me to route the functionality of heated seats to a PCB to check for a payment variable, to prevent the person, who bought the car, to not be able to use a function already built in... Is that correct?"

    Finance guy: "Yes! You got it!"

    Engineer: "I know the answer is money but still... Why?!"

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    [–] 85 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    A good friend of mine was a BMW mechanic for years. His favorite joke was: "You know what the most soul crushingly pointless job is? The guy who installs turn signals at the BMW factory."

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My hubby drives a bmw and every time he uses his turn signals I point out that he is confusing other drivers

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    when my BMW is reset, the soft turn signal only blinks once. I have to go and set it for 3 blinks. Ever since, I see BMW drivers sometimes only give one blink and if you blink you might miss it lol bad engineering on such great engineering

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I did not know about soft turn signals until I saw this post.

    I question why this feature exists. Drivers should be aiming to signal 10 seconds ahead. When making a lane change or turn, you should be keeping your signal on until the maneuver is completed. I can't think of a circumstance where 3 blinks is enough. 1 blink looks more like a mistaken signal.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Law is 3 seconds here, which is a bit longer than 3, but not a lot. 10 can get ambiguous because there might be a street before the one you're actually turning at, and then you'll confuse others.

    The 3 blinks is mostly just for roundabout exits though, at least for me. 3 seconds of blinking could mean 2 different exits. Again, confus.

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    [–] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don't care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    429K user be like :

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    When will people learn BAD DRIVERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    Coward! Enable the comments.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I almost got in an accident with a BMW driver, today. They made it look like they were turning but faked me out and went straight, instead. Then they proceeded to scream something at me in a different language for about 30 seconds, while blocking my turn. I was the only one who signaled. There's no point to this story, I just felt it added to the vibe here.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Owned a BMW 320i for 8 years.

    I had no idea it could do that...

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    My partner rarely uses her blinkers, and she wonders why people honk at her. Not BMW driver, but pretty much any car lol

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    I don't understand how that's possible. Like, driving school has ingrained the turn signal reflex into my arm so well that I sometimes even feel weird not using a turn signal when making a hard turn on a road without crossroads. And changing lanes without a turn signal literally can't be done, my brain feels. Don't driving schools in the US do that?

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Absolutely love the "comments disabled" bit. Did this video at any time had comments allowed? I would love to see the troll fest

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I have a BMW and I use my turn signals! There are dozens of us!

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Dated a girl with a BMW and the turn signal was real fucky. Didn't click right, had no feel. You had to look at the dash to even see if it was on.

    German engineering can suck my fucking balls.

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Subscribe to BMW Safety+ for 9.99$ a month for great features like: turn signals and rear view mirror streaming camera.

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It would be funny if the video length was 3 hours

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

    I know that Peugeot drivers can't help it, because the electronics are shit.

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's fucking hilarious out of context.

    But that being said, BMWs have the worst blinkers control I've ever seen in a car. They tried to innovate on it with software and it's just bad. Seriously. For anybody who doesn't know what it's like, go to a BMW dealership and test drive a car or something. Somehow, they took the stick control and made it worse.

    So, that there's a tutorial video, is depressing and funny, but also unfortunately needed.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    They only come with a left turn signal by default. It's to indicate you're too slow driving with 200 km/h on the left lane and they want to overtake.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Comments are turned off... Of course they are. 😄

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Why are the comments turned off 😭 ......

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Where are these 429k people?

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