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[-] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I got some doordasher with a typoed email who is apparently constantly driving under the influence for doordash because I keep getting reminders that that's against Doordash policy

[-] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

Just a friendly reminder.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago

i'm not under the influence i'm on ketamine

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

They can't arrest you if they don't know your phone number.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

my guy is called andrew, at first i think he just owed a dentist some money but starting in march i was getting 18 calls a day so i dont know what he did

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

They're coming to repossess his teeth

[-] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

I dunno, but there’s a guy in prison somewhere in Georgia who’d been trying to make collect calls to talk to them for months. I never got to learn more because the calls always came in super early in the morning when my phone was on silent, so it was always just voicemails.

This is a facility of the Georgia Bureau of Prisons with a collect call from DWAYNE STABSALOT. Press 2 to accept the connection.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Did you look him up to see what he did?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

He had a baby. It's a boy.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I got a call last week from a car dealership asking for Linda, again, and I said "I get calls for Linda all the time," and that my caller ID comes up as "Linda," and that now, when I call my dad he shouts "YO LINDA" as a greeting. And the dealership rep told me that Linda is a sweet old lady who is hoping to get a car soon. I asked the rep if she would say hi to Linda for me and she said for sure she would.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Number I've had for over a decade recently started getting calls from a lawyer regarding someone's bail/probation. Hope they worked it out.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

could it have been a scam? there's a scam where that happens and they do a ton of background research on your family and say "x is in custody and will be in jail unless you pay" and if you ask for proof they have information on like cars, houses, family tree, education, etc. depending on the scam center they can have like American accented people on the phone to sound more realistic
perhaps they got it wrong?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Jokes on them, theres nobody in my family i would bail out anyway lol let em figuure it out

[-] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Mine keeps getting notices that she's going to be served. Fun fact, the voicemails they leave me don't say the name of the person they're calling till the end.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Desiree apparently never pays any bills, luckily she used to own my work number, and I dont give a shit about that line after hours.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

Stephen had my number before me and they seem to have wracked up a ton of debt since I am constsntly getting harassed by debt collectors looking for him.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

There's a gentleman with the same surname and first initial as me, who keeps giving my email address to everything he signs up for. I've got enough documentation on his life to pretty much take it over if I wanted.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

hey i got a stephen too. they kept wanting to see if he wanted to sell the house he doesn't live at anymore (I checked). The folk who live there now are dicks tho, so the last time i got a "hey stephen, want to sell 123 fake st?" i said yes. Ain't got a text for stephen in a while

[-] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Be wild if they were the same Stephen and your little prank is why he is in debt. lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

when'd you get yours? I think I last heard from mine, uh, five years ago but the memories are there

[-] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

I hope you mess with them every chance you get.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I got Daniel, nothing too crazy besides getting a shitload of right-wing propaganda texts and call around elections, and the occasional account at a store under the same number.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Mine in Brandi and she has property that people want to buy and Republicans want her to fill out surveys

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I think my guy has some medical debt

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