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[-] [email protected] 108 points 1 week ago

I got banned from Xitter 2 weeks after joining bc I was too savage with transphobes

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago

getting banned from shitter is basically a recommendation at this point. makes me almost regret deleting my account in 2022. almost.

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[-] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

CUUUUNNNNNNNT!

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Heinie giggles and blushes

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is what I particularly hate about self censorship

If you are behaving a certain way to please an algorithm or an advertiser, you're just cosplaying as a bot—particularly on lemmy where all it's going to accomplish is annoyance

Say whatever the fuck you like, it's more human

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

But what if what I want to say sometimes resembles the self censorship anyway, because my anxieties make me want to avoid coming off as too "mean" regardless of what some corpo thinks?

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago

Are you fucking serious?

Good.

Are you serious?

Another great option if you don't want to swear.

Are you f*cking serious?

Dumb autocensorship. Don't ever do this. Either spell it out or leave the word out altogether. This accomplishes nothing.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Even just "Are you freaking serious?" This one tells me you want to get across a similar point but don't swear like a sailor. "F*cking" tells me that your mom's going to take away your Xbox for a week if she finds out.

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fuck Nestle

Shit

Piss

Cum

This comment did not post itself

Bush built 7/11

You can call me the fediverse chick

Windows can suck my balls

Kernel level anti cheats can eat my shit

I am a good girl

I am a lil cutie patootie

You should love yourself NOW

Thank you for coming to my GREG talk

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

You can call me the fediverse chick

You are Nicole :O?

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I want to throw the CEO of Nestle off the Golden Gate Bridge #darkhumor

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

WaTeR iS nOt A hUmAn RiGhT!!!!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Meme image of Michael Fassbender‘s Magneto saying “perfection.”

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago

I have watched this man try (and fail) to get dropped by his VPN sponsor by doing ever increasingly unhinged skits.

He truly walks the walk.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

There is a big fucking difference between swear words, slurs and straight up death threats.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

Right, but which of the following will be deemed unacceptable by the AI scanners of the corporate behemoth?

  1. Shut your cunt mouth you sloppy fucking bitch

  2. I will permanently impede the flow of oxygen to your brain, you scurrying insect

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Well, my victims only die from secondary infections, not the act of skinning them alive.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Just make it incredible. I will feed you to a pack of wolves.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

I will not be food for monsters. If their blade finds my flesh, may they drown in my blood

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Oh man I got banned from AITA years ago for calling the clearly incredible asshole third party "cunt", cuz that's a slur.

Having been watching Australian streamers right before didn't help but come on...

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Tap for spoilerMeowdarchod sounds like madarchod, which means motherfucker in Hindi.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

I always thought Tumblr was mostly filled with sensitive souls and erotic fan-fiction.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is true until you find the hard-core bdsm shit.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Words of a wise man.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can say ***ger with a hard 'r' if you want. Watch:

Ahem,

GINGER!

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

https://www.decentcandle.com/

(not advertising, read the website, it is fucking hilarious)

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Whoa, I remember him! asdfmovie was my childhood!

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Cuntshit motherfucking whoresons

Pick up a fuckgun and join the resistance

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Ballad of everyone who played it safe when Facebook came out.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I don't like self censorship to appease some algorithm. But if you threaten to skin me alive I will at the very least report you to the mods. You can have freedom of speech without being an asshole.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Listen here you little shit! I'll boil your hide in marmalade and eat your ass for breakfast!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Asdf my beloved

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

There's quite a gap between swearing and threatening to skin someone alive, I'd say.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I got banned from Twitter before the purchase, and Tumblr years before that for being early to the public hyperviolence irony memes.

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