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What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man foils them.....

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[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That Iron Man is pretty ferrocious

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 months ago

And Tin Man canned their evil project.

[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 20 points 6 months ago

Iron Man is a magnetic Fe-male, Aluminum Man just can’t attract anyone.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Iron Man flattens the bad guys.

[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Yet somehow, Copper Man keeps catching all the charges

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

He was cooler when he was Aluminium Man

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 7 points 6 months ago

Upvotes all around.

You get an upvote, YOU get an upvote, everyone gets an upvote!

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 6 months ago

Neodymium man always attracts trouble

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

You cantrust aluminum man.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 5 points 6 months ago

Goldman is dense and intellectually malleable

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

hey now....I know another man who loves gold and fits this description...

[-] HenryBeamisForHire@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Fiberglass Man is completely insulated from evil people impulses

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Iron Man can always attract lots of friends, but Aluminum Man is always alone - he's not magnetic like that

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

Aluminum man is much easier to melt.

[-] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 months ago

The aluminum man has a back brace, a large nose, and looks like a giant bird.

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025

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