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Life hack (media.piefed.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you steal a fire extinguisher and nobody notices you can be held liable for involuntary manslaughter at a minimum.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Joke’s on them, I already stole all of the fire extinguishers in the courthouse

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Go see how being an ungovernable manslaughterer worked out for anybody else in your country.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

They get elected?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

If no one noticed, how would they hold you liable?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

They didn't notice you steal it but they will find you after the fire.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

They can't find you if they're dead

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

what's wrong with mans laughter?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's highly illegal and in some countries punishable by death.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

You must be fun at pastries

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

ooo, we should do donuts.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I dunno, that sounds like pro-elite propaganda to me

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Fire extinguiser propelling or the explosion prevention?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I love me some industrial safety, and I acknowledge the philosophical tension between explosion prevention and explosion encouragement. But if I had 458 fire extinguishers, we’re gonna go inspect the lathe of heaven and make sure it’s up to code.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Im calling the fire department. Hope you've been getting those serviced yearly and have had them inspected bucko

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

In starfield the only fun I had was stealing every single fire extinguisher in the game and putting them in my penthouse. I then blew them all up.

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2025
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