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The rectoanal inhibitory reflex.
but not too much faith. just enough to not shit yourself.
Faith of the fart
It's been a long meal
eatin' from there to here
Held it a loooong time.
But the shitter 's finally neeear
An' I can feel the change in my bowels right now
I just ate five guys.
And I'm not gonna hold it in no more, no I'm not gonna wait in line
No. You fucking luddite.
Spleen, probably.
Bladder and colon. If you can't have faith in those, you're not gonna have a good time.
Avoid chipotle if you don't have faith of the butthole.
Kitten, believe in the spleen of the cards!
It's important to have a backbone; put faith in the core of your being. Especially for inter-species negotiations and the occasional order to transport unruly cargo.
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Personally, I prefer to have faith of the spine(r).
Sometimes I had faith in my liver.
Sometimes I had faith in my stomach.
Sometimes I had faith in my vestibular organ.
And since we are in tenforward:
Faith of the gallbladder wouldn't have the same ring to it.
Faith of the nephrons.
If you’ve lost faith of the brain, you’re beginning to suffer from Alzheimer’s.
Faith of the assimilation tubules
I'm praying for my liver.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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