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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Itchy bum means it’s dirty or worms. May the odds be in your favor.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Or hemorrhoids

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Everyone knows he's gonna smell his finger later

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Everyone gotta sniff that sweet sweet booty juice, right guys?... Guys?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

That mannequin is about to sniff his finger.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I don't care how horny you are for butt stuff with your stripey-clothed friend, not in public, not in the store and definitely NOT, in any circumstances, anywhere near mannequin children, FFS!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Nope nope nope! Not like this!

Of course, educate your mannequin children sensibly and calmly and before they learn it in the playground or online, but absolutely no physical demonstrations whatsoever!

Can you not see how pissed off little mannequin kid is? -"Stupid horny big brother getting frisky in public again." Poor mannequin kid is scarred for life.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I've never thought about the accumulated trauma of mannequins before. We must raise awareness!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

No need to start a campaign, just remember mannequins have feelings too.

Be kind to your mannequins. Ask yourself "If it were me stood here all day and all night in public, how would I feel about that outfit?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Well, I'm sold. They're people just like you and me.

Now that I'm enlightened, I may consider not immediately skull-fucking the first mannequin I see down at the local shops (without their consent).

[-] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Consent is key. And not at the shops, remember.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Start Digging in yo butt, twin.

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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