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[-] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago

"Surveillance-minded" (hereafter, "Helicopter") parents were almost certainly already doing that.

It just required a sharp knife and a tube of contact adhesive previously.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Some shoes even already had compartments in them and came with a toy car that fit in there

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I was under the impression this is the main selling point of AirTags. Is there a real market for tracking lost luggage? I see AirTags being sold in every Kid’s store around here.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

My dog has one on her collar. She got lost once, after chasing a squirrel, so it was a no brainer. The cool thing is that you can make it go off, by pressing a button, and train the dog to come to you when it chirps. I hope I never need to use it in an emergency, but it's good to know I'm prepared.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

I have one in a very well hidden pocket in my backpack. Because it’s my gig bag, and goes with me when I’m working in the field. If I were just leaving it under my desk all day, I wouldn’t bother. But since it often ends up sitting in the corner of a random room while I run around a building, it has an AirTag buried in it.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago

This reminds me of an episode of Black Mirror that I can't remember the name of.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yes! You’re the best!

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm not concerned with tracking where my kids are with these, but tracking their shoes sounds kinda useful. Average daily conversation in my house:

"Where are you shoes?"
"I don't know?"
"You were just in the middle of putting them on!?!!"
"Yeah but... I can't find them now."
"How? You had them in your hands?!?"
"That was, um, before I got distracted."
"*sigh* Let's go try and find them."
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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

ah yes the old "hide your weed in the back of your PS2/under your Gamecube" method.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I would rather not

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Just give them a phone. Then at least they get something they want with it, instead of ugly shoes.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

Young children should absolutely not have a phone, unless I suppose it's completely locked down to chat apps and the tracking I suppose...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

My little sister has a phone I set up for her. It has no internet browser, requires permission to download apps, no voicemail, blocks unknown callers, and turns off at 9pm with the exception of contacting family or emergency services.

Phones can be safe for kids if parent just put in the time to learn about parental safety systems and implement them.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

More and more governments issue warning about the effects of screens on baby, toddler, and child brain development. The age the Netherlands puts forward now is 14 to have a smartphone, and no screens or very limited until 3 years of age.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Kids have a distinct advantage in this ongoing consumer tech war between parents and kids.

I don't use TikTok, but I'd be pretty surprised if this wasn't already starting to trend there, along with ideas for where to put the airtags to fool parents.

Maybe just... talk to your kids?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

"Can"? Were they physically unable to before?

[-] HobbitFoot 17 points 2 weeks ago

It is likely more that they are designed to have AirTags with special compartments.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

be kid

find this in your shoe

get idea

catch seagull

tie airtag to its foot.

go see mom having a fit

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

The peak of evolved kids shoes are those with wheels on the heels ("Heelys")

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Parents worry about their kids. All mammals I've ever heard of do this. So when you tell human parents that they can have a better chance of finding their kids if their kids are missing, injured, or abducted, that's going to appeal.

I don't believe it's about sUrVeIlLaNcE at all.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe good in a country that has barily any walking or cycling infrastructure, where every idiot has a gun and where all the biggest serial killers originate from. And where recently your kid can be kidnapped by unmarked unrecognizable fake police and sent to a concentration camp in El Salvador without any legal process.

But when you live in a first world country, your 8 year old should be able to go to school by bike on his own without issues what so ever, would never be kidnapped and would be brought home by a concerned neighbor when he falls and get injured. And would never get lost. You don't need an air tag for that. I've even seen kids go to school on their own in Cambodia without issues. They have over 40 different deadly snakes including 6 types of cobras.

When you treat a kid as an irresponsible criminal and/or idiot, that's what they will become.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

showing my age but when I was a kid during the summer or on weekends I'd be out of the house all day and just where ever in my town. My parents didn't care as long as I was either home for dinner or by the time the street lights came on. and if I wasn't home for dinner I had to find a phone and call not because my parents would be worried but so they either wouldn't have to cook as much or set out a plate for me.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

When the kids find the “hidden” compartments immediately and swap their tags around.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

For mine kid(if I would have them) I would tell them to have those tracks, but only with a deal to not use it against kid. Like kid skipped a school and I will can't use that track info as a proof to punish kid. So, only use it as a real safety of kid, not as spying it

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

I used to voluntarily share my location with my dad for "safety". He ended up texting me his McDonald's orders anytime I was within proximity of a McDonald's.

Nope.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] HobbitFoot 13 points 2 weeks ago

The latter is used to justify the former.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like an ok idea until you realise you could just give them a key chain, or put it in the small pocket in their trouser if you think they'll lose it. That way you don't have to buy into a whole ecosystem of shoes with a slot that fits an airtag.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wait. Parents now put airtags in kids their weed compartment?

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