this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago
  • Sir, I see your glass is empty. Would you like to have another one? :)

  • Why would I want to have two empty glasses?! (ノ´ з `)ノ

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I guess they'll hire anybody these days, shortage of willing workers and all that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Why is the waitress standing there with a pen and order pad when those people already have their food? Stock Photo Universe is such a weird place.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Can we all please appreciate the ridiculousness of this stock image? The guy and girl have full plates and glasses and the waitress is holding her closed pad as if she's about to write something down.

I call AI!

You can do that you know, call AI on stuff. I'm going to do it all the time now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Stock images do tend to be that weird though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

AI has been able to do fingers semi-reliably for months now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck. That was my biggest tell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Wait, has to be AI or the guy and the kid are fucking psychopaths... WHO DRINKS ORANGE JUICE WITH STEAK?????

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Groucho Marx said “it was underneath the tiny tomato”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The tile for that wall was a choice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It would look better as backsplash tile but it's a fairly standard pattern.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It was very much in style in the same era that horizontally striped black and white shirts were in style.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Now we are getting somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

bond theme kicks in

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Classic Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Classic youdontsurf material