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[–] [email protected] 99 points 11 months ago (5 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biquette

According to Biquette's caretaker at a communal Ferme de Mauriac, the goat spent her first five years (probably ca. 2003–2008) at a milking factory before being handed over to Mauriac because "it was cheaper than a slaughterhouse".[1] Biquette rose to popularity in early 2012 first, with photos and recordings of the band Wormrot's concert in Mauriac, with Biquette in the front row. BuzzFeed dubbed Biquette "Punk Rock Goat",[2] and Metal Insider called her photo "one of the best images in metal".[3] According to the Wormrot's manager, Biquette was very tame, and followed the band around "like a dog".[4] The caretaker of Biquette, named Flo, said in an interview that the goat loved concerts and other gatherings of people and theorized that she liked the vibrations of the wooden floor caused by the live music. Flo also added that Biquette loved stealing cigarettes and cigarette butts, leftover alcohol, paint and oil drains.[1] On December 9, 2013, Biquette's Facebook fan page alleged to the goat passing away,[5] with Flo clarifying in a January 2014 interview that the cause of death was "a big mystery" and adding that given a 20-year average lifespan of a milking goat, Biquette "burned the candle at both ends" of her 10 years of life.[3]

[–] [email protected] 115 points 11 months ago (2 children)

with Flo clarifying in a January 2014 interview that the cause of death was "a big mystery"

All the cigarettes, booze, paint, and oil probably didn’t help.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Mosh pits can be brutal. You should see the other guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

She's a goat, that's well within their normal diet

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Fucking Wormrot! Holy shit I had no idea they had a goat. Great fucking band.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Lmao hell yeah

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Of course this is a French thing.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

She lived 10 years in total, 4 years on a milk farm. Normal goat life-span is about 20 years

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Queen is gone, but she's not forgotten

This is the story of a goat gone awesome

It's better to burn out

than it is to rust

Biquette is gone, but she's not forgotten

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Hey hey baah baah

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She was watching grindcore bands on a milk farm?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

No, that was during the 6 years of eating cigarette butts and drinking beer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She wanted to be an Architect

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You know I always wanted to be an architect

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

goat's livin' a better life than me

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Biquette was punk af.

She did her part to tear down the patriarchy and lived her best life. What the fuck am I doing with my life if a goat is more hardcore than I am?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

What a sheep.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Paying bills.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Underground bands in Czechoslovakia would organize illegal concerts in barns. The goat would have loved it!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

On this blessed day, we are all that goat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Chicks rock o9

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That music video from the Melvins comes to mind reading this. The song is called Honey Bucket, IIRC.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Uplifting News. Get it? Because of the crowd surfing?