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Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
You got a petition going?
I'm too lazy xD
John Oliver
I'd watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute...!
adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Shit, didn't have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I'd still watch the shit out of it.
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Sadly he's no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
Michael Cena
Seth Rogan
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it's not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
I can't decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it'd be hella entertaining.
I'd watch it
"So anyway I started blasting," said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
Woody Harrelson
Rob Schneider
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Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.
dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.
The President as an actor?!
Fern Brady
Have I met these henchmen before?
Shaq
Oh man, I almost want him to try xD
Logan Paul
Neil Breen.. remember, eyes on Breen
Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.
James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he'd take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.
So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.
Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.
That last line, lmfao
Kevin Sorbo
Kal El no
Mayim Bialik
Elon Musk
Jesse Eisenberg.
Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you're dead
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Timothee Chalamet.
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