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[-] [email protected] 77 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Without context, this could be easily dismissed.

However, OP is posting on 4chan, so it's likely he did pose a threat.

That said, it's fake and gay.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

fake: Anon didn't have a gf.

gay: anon had a bf.

[-] [email protected] 85 points 3 days ago

"She's probably right." "Dude was probably violent." "Easier to give up your guns than fight this in court" "Just give up your guns!"

Lmao wowww lemmy. Nobody here likes due process?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Due process is dead in America, homie

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm pro gun, I'm just considering the statistics of a 4chan-er. Maybe that's profiling, but I'm not a judge. He should certainly have his day in court, I'm just predicting the outcome.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

Lot of US leftists and liberals hate guns, as a reaction to the right’s obsession with them.

It is a stupid and dangerous reaction, because they give up their means of self-defense against far right militias and a fascist government.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You're spot on. I lean HARD left myself and still I'm actively advocating all my friends go out and purchase a firearm while they can. Not for some far fetched rebellion against tyranny, but simply to protect themselves from getting hate-crimed by the scum who will inevitably feel they've been given permission to do so by this regime. Furthermore if they do start deporting citizens for undesirable political behavior, I know I'd rather be six feet under than in CECOT or South Sudan.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

I think we just don't like guns.

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago

if you have multiple guns and can't afford a lawyer you have kinda fucked your priorities

[-] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

You either overestimate how much guns cost or underestimate how much lawyers cost.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Or any of the scenarios where op is no longer employed or self employed and between jobs. Court appointed attorneys are based on current income iirc.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

LOL, I have shitloads of guns, unemployed. Ya got me! And it's not like selling them would bring me any amount of lawyer time.

$1,000 AR-15, $800 used, at best. That's 3 hours of lawyer time and a few emails. I couldn't get $300 for most of my crappy guns.

[-] [email protected] 103 points 3 days ago

I wonder if anon left something out? Like, threating to kill her or the person(s) she cheated with. Or some of the weapons being illegal? Nah, it would have been included if they weren't. Some people have high drama lives.

[-] [email protected] 117 points 3 days ago

I'm very sure he was very amicable and reasonable about it. He's on 4chan, after all.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago

FYI, women are just as capable of being terrible people as men are

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Yes, but this is 4chan, so the odds aren't in OP's favor.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

My understanding is there is not a single state with red flag laws that allow all weapons to be seized based on one person's word. Well other than a doctor giving a professional diagnosis.

For everyone else you have to have some evidence. Either multiple people witnessing threats/harassment video, or text based evidence.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Probably the part where this never happened, Anon is trying to get people mad at Red flag laws and women

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fake: anon has gf

Gay: anon writing fanfic flirting with male cops

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is the horror story for red flag laws existing.

Now imagine the horror stories of red flag laws not existing.

You don't even have to imagine, just listen to one of the million true crime podcasts. Then multiply all those cases by 5 for all the minority women who they don't talk about.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago

The comments here are a good example of how the gun control movement is the left-wing counterpart to the pro-life movement. It's origin lies in emotion, not reason. It's filled with fallacious arguements and when that fails to convince someone, the movement tends to move towards snarky comments and outright hostility.

Evem those that are trying to be reasonable by drawing conclusions based on data almost always are using cherry-picked statistics that was fed by those trying to manipulate them.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I don't avoid guns due to a fear of crime. I avoid guns due to a fear of negligence.

Every single day, someone in my family does something negligent, but ultimately harmless. Oops. Now there's an extra dirty dish. Oops. Broke a coaster. Oops. Dirty towel. Oops. Got sprayed with water.

Putting a gun in that situation would be pretty dangerous.

I suppose some households could keep guns responsibly. Mine could not, despite my personal practices.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

I appreciate the 100% complete, unbiased and unvarnished picture of the situation Green OP (Gropey?) has painted for us.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

Funny to read the comments. I don't want to judge anyone as Im not american and I grew up without even touching a real gun.

Its just amazing how big role guns play in US culture. I can't imagine owning one, but most americans can't live without them. Its very bizarre.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

It's not most Americans. It's about a third (which is still huge) and less than half of the population living in a gun owning household.

Then there's a spectrum of how "important" guns are culturally. There are in my experience 3 categories of gun owners.

  1. People who own a gun or two. They may take it to the range or hunt, but mostly it's tucked securely away and they don't think about it or use it.

2)Then there are collectors and enthusiasts. They enjoy firearms as a hobby. They have multiple. They watch firearms videos on social media. They go to gun shows and might join a club related to the hobby.

3)Then there are the paranoid psychopaths for whom gun ownership and the insistence that they could have to defend themselves at any time is constantly at the forefront of their mind. They wish they had a reason to shoot someone and may end up shooting someone anyway.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Wtf? Cops just come and take your shit away because some girl said so?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

No. Thats 4chan, a place of lies and deception.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_flag_law

Despite being blatantly unconstitutional (deprives a citizen of rights based on an accusation without trial) red flag laws exist in 21 states.

In this particular thread, 4chan is a better source of information than Lemmy.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

When I was living with my parents my dad pushed my brother and told him to "get the fuck out". My brother called the cops on him and the cops came and took my dad away that day. He got let out but IIRC a couple days later he had to surrender his firearms later until everything was settled.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago

If you can afford a bunch of guns there's no chance in hell you're getting approved for a public defender. Good luck anon

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