So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy's stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

A victory is a victory.

Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

Eat a vegetable every now and then.

Get a squatty potty people!

Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

You know there's a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

They are way more flexible than me.

What a load of shit

The poop stool at the side wasn't used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!

you can also do a partial squat even when sitting, just lift your toes and lean foward, it will help. also eat more fiber.

I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It's comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I'm sitting there.

How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.