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[–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won't touch it.

    Also, I'm not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don't eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

    Eat a veggie y'all.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    And I won't eat grits because its texture sucks, but that's not the point. Oatmeal is high in fiber, like a lot of vegetables are. Usually bitter, horrible, vile tasting vegetables, like cabbage cultivars. Either way the results are the same though.

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