Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into the sand, and why would you choose a shape that can’t be put on a table or upright in a fridge?
It’s a pretty looking bottle though :)
The long-time tradition of sticking objects into one’s anus transcends borders :)
Oh wait…you were referring to bottles that can’t stand upright, weren’t you?
I used to have one of these! I delivered plastic to one of the bottle companies in Germany with my dad, and I was given one.
They’re perfect for keeping a joint safe, if that’s your thing.
They are commonly used to hide geocaches, so if anyone asks: that's only a place for your geocache
Ah yes, my first dildo.
Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into
Thought this was going another direction...
Nothing. You just have to "shape" the hole a little more.
I do not recommend sticking a beer bottle into the sand when it's 30°C though. That's a sure way to get disgustingly warm beer
Not sure what you're referring to, I was talking about butthole.
Hah! I mean, that’s also an option.
You’d need no either dig a small hole or use way more force to push a normal bottle into the sand
If I was really determined to make my cold beer warm by putting it into hot sand, that is an effort I would be willing to make. But then I wouldn’t have the danger butt plug as a souvenir afterwards.
Newsflash! Every beer bottle can be put in sand quite easily already.
Without a base, without a trace.
Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass.
Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.
Tie a string around the top and launch it into someone's ass with a spud cannon. Rectal harpoon.
Then pull back with Scorpion line: Get over here!
Hold my beer.... WAIT! NO!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
We’ve come full circle
Why would you put your beer in the sand? It'll get hot quickly.
You also put water in the sand. As the water evaporates, the beer will grow a small beer-tree with 6-7 small beers you can harvest.
hello, 911?
The sand can be cold. (am I the only one who goes to the beach in winter?)
Yep you are
Why would you want to put a bottle in the sand? Wouldn’t the sand just warm up the beer quicker?
In case you don't want it in your ass?
Why would you want to put a bottle in your ass? Wouldn’t your ass just warm up the beer quicker? Hmmm... although if I shove ice up their first...
Maybe the sand is hot? It's a situational decision.
Stupid sexy sand.
Yes, but I think the idea is that it won't tip.
edit: I'm more of a spirits guy, but I always thought rocking whiskey glasses were really cool. Apparently they were designed to house liquor or wine without spilling on a sailboat. I even have a decanter that goes with a similar tumbler set, though I have no idea where that is; still, always liked them. Obviously the sand temperature isn't an issue with them, though.
There is no way that story is true right? How would that be any way better than a normal wide glass with a low center of gravity? Those would be rolling back and forth all over a rocking boat.
Not sure whether it's true, exactly, but from my experience with tilting my glasses, they don't roll across a surface; they do rotate, or rock, but don't spill unless overfilled.
I never took mine on a sailboat, nor did I take any others, so I can't compare. However, I can say round bottomed cups are harder to spill than regular ones.
If you want to put it down for a moment
fun fact: people often go to the er from 'falling' onto objects like beer bottles and then getting them stuck, a friend of mine once sent me a picture of a closet in the hospital she works at that was filled with the objects people had 'fallen on'
Is that some kind of trophy room?? Why are they keeping them???
For the aroma.
Don't put glass bottles up your ass, they can break. PET bottles, preferrably filled with water if thin walled, are more recommended as a crude DIY solution, but still have their own issues, like lacking a base, and still can break.
Whatever happened to putting a condom on produce? Cheap, infinite choice of shape and size and no sharp edges if it breaks
At least it's a bottle and not a jar
Ahhh the old internet.
Doesn't the beer just get warm quickly in the sand?
Why else would the tip be ribbed
Don't fuckin' tell me what to do.
Do not stick this bottle in your anus.
I will not be suppressed.
And because:
Too late. And I'm not even that big on butt stuff!
A guy shoving a beer bottle up his ass is one of the things that precipitated the collapse of Yugoslavia
No one talking about the fact that the label says "Cream Blindness"??
at least the sharp edges of the bottle cap could dig in and therefore function as a sort of a base
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